{"id":122,"date":"2008-10-30T23:03:04","date_gmt":"2008-10-30T21:03:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/killfroken.se\/?p=122"},"modified":"2008-10-30T23:03:04","modified_gmt":"2008-10-30T21:03:04","slug":"blod-ar-tjockare-an-minestrone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/?p=122","title":{"rendered":"Blod \u00e4r tjockare \u00e4n minestrone?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Det \u00e4r &#8221;lunch&#8221; (=soppa) och torsdag vilket inneb\u00e4r att det \u00e4r fri placering i matsalen. Jag hamnar hos ett g\u00e4ng sex\u00e5ringar i min VFU-klass. Efter att ha avverkat \u00e4mnen som Mamma Mia, n\u00e5gon oklar fotbollslek som de sj\u00e4lva har hittat p\u00e5 och antalet dagar kvar till lucia s\u00e5 landar samtalet i d\u00f6d. N\u00e5gon ber\u00e4ttar att ett k\u00e4rt husdjur dog i somras. N\u00e5gon annan ber\u00e4ttar om kusinen som de aldrig fick tr\u00e4ffa. Efter ett tag utspelar sig f\u00f6ljande:<\/p>\n<p>Sex\u00e5ring #1: Jag har aldrig tr\u00e4ffat min mormor.<br \/>\nSex\u00e5ring #2<em>(f\u00f6rv\u00e5nat)<\/em>: Har du inte?<br \/>\n<em>Det blir tyst ett litet tag. St\u00e4mningen sjunker en aning.<\/em><br \/>\nDen enda Sju\u00e5ringen: Men min mormor har ju sagt att hon kan vara din mormor ocks\u00e5!<br \/>\nSex\u00e5ring #1<em>(glad igen)<\/em>: Ja, just det!<br \/>\nSex\u00e5ring #3: Och s\u00e5 har ju faktiskt alla barnen p\u00e5 den h\u00e4r skolan v\u00e5r Skolmormor ocks\u00e5&#8230;<br \/>\nAlla barnen<em>(i k\u00f6r)<\/em>: Jaaaa!<br \/>\nSex\u00e5ring #2<em>(f\u00f6rvirrad)<\/em>: V\u00e4nta lite.<em> (Pekar p\u00e5 Sju\u00e5ringen och Sex\u00e5ring #1)<\/em> Betyder det att ni tv\u00e5 \u00e4r kusiner d\u00e5 eller?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Det \u00e4r &#8221;lunch&#8221; (=soppa) och torsdag vilket inneb\u00e4r att det \u00e4r fri placering i matsalen. Jag hamnar hos ett g\u00e4ng sex\u00e5ringar i min VFU-klass. Efter att ha avverkat \u00e4mnen som Mamma Mia, n\u00e5gon oklar fotbollslek som de sj\u00e4lva har hittat p\u00e5 och antalet dagar kvar till lucia s\u00e5 landar samtalet i d\u00f6d. N\u00e5gon ber\u00e4ttar att [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dessa"],"author_data":{"name":"Killfr\u00f6ken","href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/?author=2"},"featured_image_src":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/wp-includes\/images\/media\/default.svg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=122"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}