{"id":2074,"date":"2013-09-03T20:13:54","date_gmt":"2013-09-03T18:13:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/killfroken.se\/?p=2074"},"modified":"2013-09-03T20:13:54","modified_gmt":"2013-09-03T18:13:54","slug":"hypnotisoren","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/?p=2074","title":{"rendered":"Hypnotis\u00f6ren"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Klockan 11.45. Jag l\u00e4mnar matsalen med huvudet inst\u00e4llet p\u00e5 en twitterpaus och kaffe. P\u00e5 v\u00e4gen st\u00f6ter jag p\u00e5 en av v\u00e5ra nya sex\u00e5ringar. Han pekar p\u00e5 mig ilsket. <em>\u201dDu d\u00e4r! Du f\u00f6ljer med mig!\u201d<\/em> Okej.<\/p>\n<p>Vi g\u00e5r iv\u00e4g en bit och han kommenderar mig att sitta p\u00e5 en stubbe. D\u00e5 f\u00f6rklarar han att han \u201dkan hypnotisera dig till vad du vill! \u00c4rligt!\u201d Jag l\u00e4ser av situationen och ber om att bli hypnotiserad till att vilja dricka kaffe. Sagt och gjort. Efter en dramatisk ansats b\u00f6rjar han veva med armarna i luften och mumlar n\u00e5got som avslutas med \u201dNu m\u00e5ste du bara dricka kaffe!\u201d Okej.<\/p>\n<p>Ibland \u00e4r det h\u00e4r jobbet lika roligt som l\u00e4tt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Klockan 11.45. Jag l\u00e4mnar matsalen med huvudet inst\u00e4llet p\u00e5 en twitterpaus och kaffe. P\u00e5 v\u00e4gen st\u00f6ter jag p\u00e5 en av v\u00e5ra nya sex\u00e5ringar. Han pekar p\u00e5 mig ilsket. \u201dDu d\u00e4r! Du f\u00f6ljer med mig!\u201d Okej. Vi g\u00e5r iv\u00e4g en bit och han kommenderar mig att sitta p\u00e5 en stubbe. D\u00e5 f\u00f6rklarar han att han \u201dkan [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2074","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dessa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2074","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2074"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2074\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2075,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2074\/revisions\/2075"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}