{"id":2074,"date":"2013-09-03T20:13:54","date_gmt":"2013-09-03T18:13:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/killfroken.se\/?p=2074"},"modified":"2013-09-03T20:13:54","modified_gmt":"2013-09-03T18:13:54","slug":"hypnotisoren","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/?p=2074","title":{"rendered":"Hypnotis\u00f6ren"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Klockan 11.45. Jag l\u00e4mnar matsalen med huvudet inst\u00e4llet p\u00e5 en twitterpaus och kaffe. P\u00e5 v\u00e4gen st\u00f6ter jag p\u00e5 en av v\u00e5ra nya sex\u00e5ringar. Han pekar p\u00e5 mig ilsket. <em>&#8221;Du d\u00e4r! Du f\u00f6ljer med mig!&#8221;<\/em> Okej.<\/p>\n<p>Vi g\u00e5r iv\u00e4g en bit och han kommenderar mig att sitta p\u00e5 en stubbe. D\u00e5 f\u00f6rklarar han att han &#8221;kan hypnotisera dig till vad du vill! \u00c4rligt!&#8221; Jag l\u00e4ser av situationen och ber om att bli hypnotiserad till att vilja dricka kaffe. Sagt och gjort. Efter en dramatisk ansats b\u00f6rjar han veva med armarna i luften och mumlar n\u00e5got som avslutas med &#8221;Nu m\u00e5ste du bara dricka kaffe!&#8221; Okej.<\/p>\n<p>Ibland \u00e4r det h\u00e4r jobbet lika roligt som l\u00e4tt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Klockan 11.45. Jag l\u00e4mnar matsalen med huvudet inst\u00e4llet p\u00e5 en twitterpaus och kaffe. P\u00e5 v\u00e4gen st\u00f6ter jag p\u00e5 en av v\u00e5ra nya sex\u00e5ringar. Han pekar p\u00e5 mig ilsket. &#8221;Du d\u00e4r! Du f\u00f6ljer med mig!&#8221; Okej. Vi g\u00e5r iv\u00e4g en bit och han kommenderar mig att sitta p\u00e5 en stubbe. D\u00e5 f\u00f6rklarar han att han &#8221;kan [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2074","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dessa"],"author_data":{"name":"Killfr\u00f6ken","href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/?author=2"},"featured_image_src":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/wp-includes\/images\/media\/default.svg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2074","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2074"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2074\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2075,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2074\/revisions\/2075"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}