{"id":208,"date":"2009-04-28T06:20:49","date_gmt":"2009-04-28T04:20:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/killfroken.se\/?p=208"},"modified":"2009-04-28T06:20:49","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T04:20:49","slug":"hemliga-pakter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/?p=208","title":{"rendered":"Hemliga pakter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Det \u00e4r m\u00e5ndag morgon och musiklektion i Monsterskolan. Man tr\u00e4nar inf\u00f6r skolorkestern. Tv\u00e5 av klassens elva h\u00f6gstadieungdomar har slutit en (vad de tror \u00e4r) hemlig pakt om att de ska hj\u00e4lpas \u00e5t att hitta flickv\u00e4nner. Den ena av dem har f\u00e5tt upp \u00f6gonen f\u00f6r den unga och vackra musikl\u00e4raren.<\/p>\n<p>Det h\u00e4r leder (trevligt nog) till att eleverna l\u00e4gger ner hela sin sj\u00e4l i att framst\u00e5 som &#8221;ordentliga elever&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>L\u00e4raren: Oj, jag har gl\u00f6mt str\u00e5ken i fodralet.<br \/>\nLovebird <em>(kvickt)<\/em>: Jag kan h\u00e4mta den!<br \/>\nL\u00e4raren <em>(som inte vet vad som ligger bakom)<\/em>: Tack&#8230;<br \/>\nKompisen <em>(ropar \u00f6ver hela klassrummet)<\/em>: Var inte s\u00e5 ivrig! D\u00e5 kommer hon p\u00e5 dig!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Det \u00e4r m\u00e5ndag morgon och musiklektion i Monsterskolan. Man tr\u00e4nar inf\u00f6r skolorkestern. Tv\u00e5 av klassens elva h\u00f6gstadieungdomar har slutit en (vad de tror \u00e4r) hemlig pakt om att de ska hj\u00e4lpas \u00e5t att hitta flickv\u00e4nner. Den ena av dem har f\u00e5tt upp \u00f6gonen f\u00f6r den unga och vackra musikl\u00e4raren. Det h\u00e4r leder (trevligt nog) till [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-love-is-in-the-air"],"author_data":{"name":"Killfr\u00f6ken","href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/?author=2"},"featured_image_src":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/wp-includes\/images\/media\/default.svg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}