{"id":295,"date":"2009-11-20T09:40:36","date_gmt":"2009-11-20T07:40:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/killfroken.se\/?p=295"},"modified":"2009-11-20T09:40:36","modified_gmt":"2009-11-20T07:40:36","slug":"overgangens-ogonblick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/?p=295","title":{"rendered":"\u00d6verg\u00e5ngens \u00f6gonblick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>P\u00e5 v\u00e4g n\u00e5gonstans \u00e4r jag (som n\u00e4stan j\u00e4mt) mitt i en pendling, n\u00e4r jag f\u00e5r syn p\u00e5 n\u00e5got som intresserar mig. En f\u00f6r\u00e4lder och ett barn i de \u00e4ldre f\u00f6rskole\u00e5ldrarna kliver p\u00e5 och s\u00e4tter sig l\u00e4ngst bak. Jag, som lyssnar till min iPod t\u00e4nker inte mer p\u00e5 det. F\u00f6rst n\u00e4r batteriet tar slut och det omistliga barngn\u00e4llet tr\u00e4nger igenom ljudv\u00e4ggen av Coldplaytoner. Snabbt spetsar jag \u00f6ronen f\u00f6r att ta del av det b\u00e4sta jag vet: familjegr\u00e4l.<\/p>\n<p>Barnet: Jag VILL inte!<br \/>\nF\u00f6r\u00e4ldern: Nu har du en tr\u00e5kig inst\u00e4llning. Det h\u00e4r \u00e4r inget vi kan \u00e4ndra p\u00e5 nu&#8230;<br \/>\nBarnet <em>(kokar av ilska)<\/em>: Men jag s\u00e4ger ju att JAG VILL INTE!<br \/>\nF\u00f6r\u00e4ldern <em>(muttrar)<\/em>: Surpuppa&#8230;<br \/>\nBarnet: DU kan vara en surpuppa!<br \/>\nF\u00f6r\u00e4ldern <em>(b\u00f6jer sig in och viskar precis s\u00e5 tyst att jag h\u00f6r det)<\/em>: Surmule.<br \/>\n<em>Barnet skiner upp och smakar f\u00f6rtjust p\u00e5 ordet som uppenbarligen \u00e4r en ny bekantskap.<br \/>\n<\/em>Barnet: S-u-r-m-u-l-e.<\/p>\n<p>Vet barnet vad en mule \u00e4r? Kanske. Kan N\u00c5GON s\u00e4ga hur en surmule ser ut? Knappast. Klart \u00e4r i alla fall att m\u00f6tet med ett nytt ord kan r\u00e5da bot p\u00e5 vilken jobbig f\u00f6r\u00e4lder som helst&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>P\u00e5 v\u00e4g n\u00e5gonstans \u00e4r jag (som n\u00e4stan j\u00e4mt) mitt i en pendling, n\u00e4r jag f\u00e5r syn p\u00e5 n\u00e5got som intresserar mig. En f\u00f6r\u00e4lder och ett barn i de \u00e4ldre f\u00f6rskole\u00e5ldrarna kliver p\u00e5 och s\u00e4tter sig l\u00e4ngst bak. Jag, som lyssnar till min iPod t\u00e4nker inte mer p\u00e5 det. F\u00f6rst n\u00e4r batteriet tar slut och det [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[174],"class_list":["post-295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-killfroken-spionerar","tag-sprakutveckling"],"author_data":{"name":"Killfr\u00f6ken","href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/?author=2"},"featured_image_src":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/wp-includes\/images\/media\/default.svg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=295"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}