{"id":3734,"date":"2018-09-25T22:03:43","date_gmt":"2018-09-25T20:03:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/killfroken.se\/?p=3734"},"modified":"2018-09-25T22:04:18","modified_gmt":"2018-09-25T20:04:18","slug":"tisdag-lunch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/?p=3734","title":{"rendered":"Tisdag lunch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tisdag lunch.<\/p>\n<p>En elev vid bordet intill ropar p\u00e5 mig.<\/p>\n<p>Elev 1: Hall\u00e5 Killfr\u00f6ken! <em>H\u00e5ller upp en gaffel<\/em>. Vad gafflar ni om d\u00e4r borta?<\/p>\n<p>Elev 2 <em>(som sitter intill den f\u00f6rsta)<\/em>: Ja, precis. <em>H\u00e5ller upp en kniv.<\/em> Nu blev det ett knivigt l\u00e4ge eller?<\/p>\n<p>Jag <em>(p\u00e5 d\u00e5ligt fejkad sk\u00e5nska)<\/em>: Ja ja ja ja.<em> H\u00e5ller upp en sked<\/em>. H\u00e5ll klaffen sked-ungar!<\/p>\n<p>Alla skrattade. \u00c4ven k\u00f6kspersonalen. Stor succ\u00e9.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tisdag lunch. En elev vid bordet intill ropar p\u00e5 mig. Elev 1: Hall\u00e5 Killfr\u00f6ken! H\u00e5ller upp en gaffel. Vad gafflar ni om d\u00e4r borta? Elev 2 (som sitter intill den f\u00f6rsta): Ja, precis. H\u00e5ller upp en kniv. Nu blev det ett knivigt l\u00e4ge eller? Jag (p\u00e5 d\u00e5ligt fejkad sk\u00e5nska): Ja ja ja ja. H\u00e5ller upp [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dessa"],"author_data":{"name":"Killfr\u00f6ken","href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/?author=2"},"featured_image_src":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/wp-includes\/images\/media\/default.svg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3734"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3734\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3736,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3734\/revisions\/3736"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}