{"id":60,"date":"2007-03-01T18:20:55","date_gmt":"2007-03-01T16:20:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/killfroken.se\/?p=60"},"modified":"2008-07-13T13:02:50","modified_gmt":"2008-07-13T11:02:50","slug":"repris-fruktroboten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/?p=60","title":{"rendered":"Fruktroboten."},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Diamantflickan (sex \u00e5r gammal) kommer fem minuter efter <a href=\"http:\/\/killfroken.se\/?p=59\" target=\"_blank\">redogjord bajsbek\u00e4nnelse<\/a> till mig med ett \u00e4pple hon vill att jag ska dela. Jag delar det och ett par av de h\u00e4pnadsv\u00e4ckande m\u00e5nga k\u00e4rnorna faller ut p\u00e5 bordet.<\/div>\n<div>Diamantflickan (<em>m\u00e4rkbart oroad<\/em>): Oj. Det var m\u00e5nga k\u00e4rnor. Hoppas inte jag f\u00e5r n\u00e5gon i magen.<\/div>\n<div>Jag: Jag kan sk\u00e4ra bort k\u00e4rnhuset \u00e5t dig.<\/div>\n<div>Diamantflickan <em>(pl\u00f6tsligt modig<\/em>): \u00c4sch, det g\u00f6r inte s\u00e5 mycket. D\u00e5 v\u00e4xer det ju ett \u00e4ppletr\u00e4d i min mage&#8230;.<\/div>\n<div>Jag: Men t\u00e4nk om det blir s\u00e5, och kvistarna v\u00e4xer ut ur dina \u00f6ron. D\u00e5 kan man plocka ett \u00e4pple fr\u00e5n dina \u00f6ron om man vill k\u00e4ka.<\/div>\n<div>Diamantflickan (<em>tankfullt<\/em>): Det \u00e4r ju smart, men hur blir det n\u00e4r man vill l\u00e4gga sig ner och sova d\u00e5? Hamnar inte grenarna i v\u00e4gen d\u00e5? &#8230; Mmmm, men man kan nog trycka p\u00e5 en knapp s\u00e5 f\u00e4lls de in. Som p\u00e5 en robot. F\u00f6rresten g\u00e5r det inte att man bara \u00e4ter en k\u00e4rna s\u00e5 b\u00f6rjar det v\u00e4xa ett tr\u00e4d. Man m\u00e5ste ocks\u00e5 dricka vatten, \u00e4ta kobjas och g\u00e5 runt s\u00e5 h\u00e4r s\u00e5 det kommer sol ner i magen. (<em>G\u00e5r runt med vid\u00f6ppen mun och huvudet lutat bak\u00e5t<\/em>).<\/div>\n<div>Hennes NO-l\u00e4rare kan k\u00e4nna sig stolt i alla fall..<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Diamantflickan (sex \u00e5r gammal) kommer fem minuter efter redogjord bajsbek\u00e4nnelse till mig med ett \u00e4pple hon vill att jag ska dela. Jag delar det och ett par av de h\u00e4pnadsv\u00e4ckande m\u00e5nga k\u00e4rnorna faller ut p\u00e5 bordet. Diamantflickan (m\u00e4rkbart oroad): Oj. Det var m\u00e5nga k\u00e4rnor. Hoppas inte jag f\u00e5r n\u00e5gon i magen. Jag: Jag kan sk\u00e4ra [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dessa","category-spekulationer"],"author_data":{"name":"Killfr\u00f6ken","href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/?author=2"},"featured_image_src":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/wp-includes\/images\/media\/default.svg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}