{"id":77,"date":"2007-04-02T00:28:05","date_gmt":"2007-04-01T22:28:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/killfroken.se\/?p=77"},"modified":"2008-07-28T13:25:06","modified_gmt":"2008-07-28T11:25:06","slug":"repris-vikarie-i-dubbel-bemarkelse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/?p=77","title":{"rendered":"Vikarie i dubbel bem\u00e4rkelse."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jag \u00e4r vikarie i min VFU-klass p\u00e5 Pittoreska Skolan. Som vanligt har barnen schemalagda promenader i n\u00e4romr\u00e5det. Dagen till \u00e4ra har ett par av flickorna (9-11 \u00e5r) extra fina skor p\u00e5 sig varf\u00f6r det blir en hel del gn\u00e4llande fr\u00e5n deras h\u00e5ll. (Egentligen \u00e4r det inte mer \u00e4n ett halvhj\u00e4rtat f\u00f6rs\u00f6k att testa mig, d\u00e4rf\u00f6r d\u00f6mmer jag dom inte f\u00f6r h\u00e5rt utan f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker ist\u00e4llet peppa dem att g\u00e5 samma promenad de g\u00e5tt varje vecka sen tidernas begynnelse och aldrig tidigare haft problem med.<\/p>\n<div>Lagom tills dess att promenadens skogsdel n\u00e4rmar sig sitt slut och det \u00e5terst\u00e5r ett par hundra meter asfalterad v\u00e4g i svag nedf\u00f6rsbacke bryter en av de yngre eleverna (<em>med ett par skor som \u00e4r n\u00e5gon sorts o\u00e4kta k\u00e4rleksbarn mellan br\u00f6derna Herreys guldskor och pjucken Dorothy i trollkarlen fr\u00e5n Oz har<\/em>) ihop totalt.<\/div>\n<div>Guldskorna (<em>nio \u00e5r<\/em>): Om jag d\u00f6r under den h\u00e4r promenaden \u00e4r det ditt fel.<\/div>\n<div>Jag: Ja du, om du d\u00f6r. D\u00e5 kan jag faktiskt t\u00e4nka mig att b\u00e4ra dig tillbaka till skolan.<\/div>\n<div>Guldskorna (<em>f\u00f6rmanande)<\/em>: Du! Om jag d\u00f6r ska du minsann \u00e5ka hem till min mamma och ge henne en ny dotter! Det ska vara en exakt kopia av mig.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jag \u00e4r vikarie i min VFU-klass p\u00e5 Pittoreska Skolan. Som vanligt har barnen schemalagda promenader i n\u00e4romr\u00e5det. Dagen till \u00e4ra har ett par av flickorna (9-11 \u00e5r) extra fina skor p\u00e5 sig varf\u00f6r det blir en hel del gn\u00e4llande fr\u00e5n deras h\u00e5ll. (Egentligen \u00e4r det inte mer \u00e4n ett halvhj\u00e4rtat f\u00f6rs\u00f6k att testa mig, d\u00e4rf\u00f6r [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-77","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dessa"],"author_data":{"name":"Killfr\u00f6ken","href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/?author=2"},"featured_image_src":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/wp-includes\/images\/media\/default.svg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=77"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=77"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=77"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=77"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}