{"id":804,"date":"2011-03-03T21:10:36","date_gmt":"2011-03-03T19:10:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/killfroken.se\/?p=804"},"modified":"2011-03-03T21:14:31","modified_gmt":"2011-03-03T19:14:31","slug":"grata-en-skvatt-matt-som-en-platt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/?p=804","title":{"rendered":"Gr\u00e5ta en skv\u00e4tt \/ M\u00e4tt som en pl\u00e4tt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Det \u00e4r lunchtid och jag sitter i matsalen med fyra av mina elever (tio och elva \u00e5r gamla). De ber\u00e4ttar om en hemlig shoppingtur till det lokala k\u00f6pcentret och hur de \u00f6verraskade sina f\u00f6r\u00e4ldrar med Alla Hj\u00e4rtans Dag-presenter.<\/p>\n<p>Barn #1: Min mamma b\u00f6rjade till\u00e5m\u00e4 gr\u00e5ta!<br \/>\nBarn #2: Va!?<br \/>\nBarn #1: Jaaaa&#8230; Lite f\u00f6r att hon inte k\u00f6pt n\u00e5t till mig men mest f\u00f6r att hon blev s\u00e5 glad.<br \/>\nBarn #3: Jag kan inte riktigt se din<em> (Barn #1)<\/em> mamma gr\u00e5ta.<br \/>\nBarn #4 (g\u00f6r en insikt): Jag kan inte f\u00f6rest\u00e4lla mig KILLFR\u00d6KEN gr\u00e5ta!<br \/>\n<em> Alla barnen skrattar \u00e5t tanken.<\/em><br \/>\nJag: Jag har lite sv\u00e5rt att f\u00f6rest\u00e4lla mig hur ni ser ut n\u00e4r ni gr\u00e5ter.<br \/>\nBarn #1: Va!? Jag gr\u00e5ter ju j\u00e4mt!<br \/>\n<em> De andra inst\u00e4mmer.<br \/>\n<\/em> Barn#1: Jag till\u00e5m\u00e4 skrattar n\u00e4r jag gr\u00e5ter&#8230;<br \/>\nJag: ???<br \/>\nBarn #3: Hon menar tv\u00e4rtom.<br \/>\nJag: Jaha, jag trodde&#8230;<br \/>\nBarn #2: Kolla h\u00e4r!<\/p>\n<p><em>Hon stirrar stint p\u00e5 Barn #1 utan att blinka med \u00f6gonen. De stirrar i en stund innan b\u00e5da tv\u00e5 b\u00f6rjar storgr\u00e5ta (och gspskratta). Min kollega g\u00e5r f\u00f6rbi v\u00e5rt bord och undrar vad som p\u00e5g\u00e5r.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Glada Barn <em>(i k\u00f6r)<\/em>: Det var Killfr\u00f6kens fel!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Det \u00e4r lunchtid och jag sitter i matsalen med fyra av mina elever (tio och elva \u00e5r gamla). De ber\u00e4ttar om en hemlig shoppingtur till det lokala k\u00f6pcentret och hur de \u00f6verraskade sina f\u00f6r\u00e4ldrar med Alla Hj\u00e4rtans Dag-presenter. Barn #1: Min mamma b\u00f6rjade till\u00e5m\u00e4 gr\u00e5ta! Barn #2: Va!? Barn #1: Jaaaa&#8230; Lite f\u00f6r att hon [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dessa"],"author_data":{"name":"Killfr\u00f6ken","href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/?author=2"},"featured_image_src":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/wp-includes\/images\/media\/default.svg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/804","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=804"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/804\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":805,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/804\/revisions\/805"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}