{"id":856,"date":"2011-05-05T13:07:03","date_gmt":"2011-05-05T11:07:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/killfroken.se\/?p=856"},"modified":"2011-05-05T13:07:03","modified_gmt":"2011-05-05T11:07:03","slug":"varsta-uri-geller","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/?p=856","title":{"rendered":"V\u00e4rsta Uri Geller"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Det \u00e4r morgon och jag ilar \u00f6ve r skolg\u00e5rden n\u00e4r en sju\u00e5rig elev kommer fram till mig. Han \u00e4r s\u00e5 ivrig att han n\u00e4stan spricker.<\/p>\n<p>Eleven: Killfr\u00f6ken! B\u00e4sta Kompisen har skaffat en hundvalp!<br \/>\nJag: Jaha, coolt. Jag kan t\u00e4nka mig att den \u00e4r fin.<br \/>\nEleven <em>(dr\u00f6mskt)<\/em>: Jaaaaaaaa\u2026.\u00a0<br \/>\nJag: Har du sett den? Vad \u00e4r det f\u00f6r ras, vet du det?<br \/>\nEleven: Hmmmm\u2026 Det \u00e4r en s\u00e5n d\u00e4r som har sk\u00e4gg.<br \/>\nJag (utan att t\u00e4nka p\u00e5 det): Du menar en dv\u00e4rgschnauzer?<br \/>\nEleven: Ja, precis!<\/p>\n<p>Det \u00e4r f\u00f6rst i efterhand som jag inser att det \u00e4r ett r\u00e4tt s\u00e5 fett lyckoskott att s\u00e4tta rasen p\u00e5 beskrivningen \u201den s\u00e5n d\u00e4r med sk\u00e4gg\u201d. Det m\u00e5ste vara beviset f\u00f6r att jag f\u00f6rst\u00e5r vad alla sju\u00e5ringar t\u00e4nker. Lite som <em>Mannen som kunde tala med h\u00e4star<\/em>. Eller Uri Geller. F\u00f6r det \u00e4r v\u00e4l r\u00e4tt vanligt bland hundraser? Eller?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/biralevi.se\/foton\/IMG_1060.JPG\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Det \u00e4r morgon och jag ilar \u00f6ve r skolg\u00e5rden n\u00e4r en sju\u00e5rig elev kommer fram till mig. Han \u00e4r s\u00e5 ivrig att han n\u00e4stan spricker. Eleven: Killfr\u00f6ken! B\u00e4sta Kompisen har skaffat en hundvalp! Jag: Jaha, coolt. Jag kan t\u00e4nka mig att den \u00e4r fin. Eleven (dr\u00f6mskt): Jaaaaaaaa\u2026.\u00a0 Jag: Har du sett den? Vad \u00e4r det [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[288,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-856","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-killfroken-funderar","category-rast-rader"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/856","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=856"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/856\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":857,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/856\/revisions\/857"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}