{"id":92,"date":"2008-08-18T12:33:14","date_gmt":"2008-08-18T10:33:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/killfroken.se\/?p=92"},"modified":"2008-08-18T12:33:14","modified_gmt":"2008-08-18T10:33:14","slug":"aldst-bland-de-yngsta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/?p=92","title":{"rendered":"\u00c4ldst bland de yngsta."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jag har tidigare i n\u00e5gon bisats ber\u00e4ttat om en av h\u00f6stens nya ungar som b\u00f6rjade p\u00e5 skolan redan i v\u00e5ras (l\u00e4s: i f\u00f6rsomras). Den h\u00e4r ungen har nu f\u00e5tt sina j\u00e4mn\u00e5riga klasskamrater och har d\u00e4rmed lyckats inta rollen av sex\u00e5ringarnas skolguru. Hon har mer \u00e4n de n\u00e5gon annan elev tagit det som sin sj\u00e4lvutn\u00e4mnda uppgift att skola in de nya barnen.<\/p>\n<p>I matsalen vid lunch.<br \/>\nGuru Ungen:\u2026och s\u00e5 h\u00e4r borta\u00a0st\u00e4ller man sin tallrik efter att man har \u00e4tit klart\u2026<br \/>\nHoper med sm\u00e5: <em>\u2026.<\/em><br \/>\nGuru Ungen <em>(uppfordrande)<\/em>:\u00a0\u2026men det ska ni inte g\u00f6ra \u00e4n. F\u00f6rst ska ni \u00e4ta f\u00f6rst\u00e5r ni\u2026<br \/>\nHoper med sm\u00e5:\u00a0<em>F\u00f6rs\u00f6ker balansera bricka med mat.\u00a0En del spiller.<br \/>\n<\/em>Guru ungen: \u2026och efter att man har \u00e4tit ska man ocks\u00e5 torka sin plats. Trasor finns i den r\u00f6da hinken d\u00e4rborta.\u00a0<em>Gurun pekar p\u00e5 ett tomt h\u00f6rn.<\/em> \u2026Men nu ser jag att det inte finns n\u00e5gon hink d\u00e4r idag. Det m\u00e5ste bero p\u00e5 sommarvikarien. Det klantarslet!\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Guru Ungen sl\u00e5r sig obekymrat ner vid ett bord tillsammans med sitt koppel av klasskamrater.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jag har tidigare i n\u00e5gon bisats ber\u00e4ttat om en av h\u00f6stens nya ungar som b\u00f6rjade p\u00e5 skolan redan i v\u00e5ras (l\u00e4s: i f\u00f6rsomras). Den h\u00e4r ungen har nu f\u00e5tt sina j\u00e4mn\u00e5riga klasskamrater och har d\u00e4rmed lyckats inta rollen av sex\u00e5ringarnas skolguru. Hon har mer \u00e4n de n\u00e5gon annan elev tagit det som sin sj\u00e4lvutn\u00e4mnda uppgift [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dessa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=92"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=92"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=92"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/killfroken.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=92"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}